So a lot of you know that I don't like the traditional gross words like "moist" or "lube" and a recent dislike is "quasi". But I must share my newest word-dislike: "pwned". What the hell is "pwned"?! I looked it up on wikipedia and they said that it most likely came from a misspelling of "owned" on the computer and people stuck with it. WHY?! Why in the world would you "stick with" an awful, awkward word like "pwned". How are you even supposed to pronounce it?! I will NEVER EVER use the word "pwned" to decribe someone being dominated. You know why? because it's STUPID and I can actually pronounce the word "owned". It is now on facebook, so people can "pwn" each other. Please no one pwn me, because I will delete it immediately then never speak to you again because I am not friends with people who use that word.
Ugh.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Friday, July 6, 2007
Closure
ok, I need to share this. So I went on a date with a guy in high school who I thought was SUPERcool, and all he did was insult me the whole time. He will remain nameless. So he just joined Facebook and I looked him up and his email address is wutangkid4life@... Holy shit, I almost lost it. Who's supercool now, huh, jerk?! NOT YOU!
wow, it feels good to have closure.
wow, it feels good to have closure.
Nervous
Okay so tomorrow is the biggest deal of my life so far and I am super nervous. If not all of you know, I just started as the Regional Conservation Organizer for the Sierra Club in Boulder. When I got hired, I had just started hearing about this Live Earth event that Al Gore started (www.liveearth.org) and I thought it would be a cool idea to have our own local music event on the same day as sort of a "mini" Live Earth. So I started going through the motions and I am finally finishing it all today. Thank goodness since it starts at noon tomorrow!
I didn't know that all these things were necessary to rent a venue for the day in Boulder. I was WRONG. I finalized the porto-potties yesterday and today I have to make dinner for all the band members of all five bands that are going to be performing. If you want more info about this, go to www.myspace.com/bouldereconcert. It's gonna be a good one, and I am speaking three times at it. scary. I may actually pee my pants instead of a false alarm (see yesterday's post)
Ok, enough about that, I need to tell you about the guy I saw on the bus today. I fell in love immediately. He was about 6'2", brown hair, HUGE glasses with thick black rims, and he was wearing an entirely red outfit. and I mean RED red. I felt so STUPID that I didn't have my camera on me. He was wearing a red and orange hawaiian shirt, and there were no white spots or anything, it was all red and orange. then he had on these red pants that were too short, but I am glad they were too short because they showed off his red socks, and he finished the ensemble with a pair of shiny red shoes. I wouldn't be surprised if he was wearing some tight red briefs or some snazzy red silk boxers. I'm getting hot just thinking about it. He also had somewhat of a comb-over and a little bit of a creepy old guy feel about him. But I loved him just the same.
I didn't know that all these things were necessary to rent a venue for the day in Boulder. I was WRONG. I finalized the porto-potties yesterday and today I have to make dinner for all the band members of all five bands that are going to be performing. If you want more info about this, go to www.myspace.com/bouldereconcert. It's gonna be a good one, and I am speaking three times at it. scary. I may actually pee my pants instead of a false alarm (see yesterday's post)
Ok, enough about that, I need to tell you about the guy I saw on the bus today. I fell in love immediately. He was about 6'2", brown hair, HUGE glasses with thick black rims, and he was wearing an entirely red outfit. and I mean RED red. I felt so STUPID that I didn't have my camera on me. He was wearing a red and orange hawaiian shirt, and there were no white spots or anything, it was all red and orange. then he had on these red pants that were too short, but I am glad they were too short because they showed off his red socks, and he finished the ensemble with a pair of shiny red shoes. I wouldn't be surprised if he was wearing some tight red briefs or some snazzy red silk boxers. I'm getting hot just thinking about it. He also had somewhat of a comb-over and a little bit of a creepy old guy feel about him. But I loved him just the same.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Why me?
So this is my first blog, but I am not going to introduce myself because I am assuming all of you know who I am if you are visiting, and even if you don't know me, you should just look at my profile or "about me" section or whatever.
Anyways, I want to share a little unfortunate news. I smell like pee today. I have no idea why or how, because I have not peed on myself *yet* today and I have no pets. I was at home, then I was at work then I went out on the town and I kept smelling pee. It took me little time to realize that I am the common variable here and it must be me. My friend Chris told me that it might be my nose mistaking another scent for that of pee. Which was nice, but come on. What else smells like pee besides pee? me, that's what. And I don't know why. Maybe one of my roommates has a vendetta.
I'll keep you posted.
Anyways, I want to share a little unfortunate news. I smell like pee today. I have no idea why or how, because I have not peed on myself *yet* today and I have no pets. I was at home, then I was at work then I went out on the town and I kept smelling pee. It took me little time to realize that I am the common variable here and it must be me. My friend Chris told me that it might be my nose mistaking another scent for that of pee. Which was nice, but come on. What else smells like pee besides pee? me, that's what. And I don't know why. Maybe one of my roommates has a vendetta.
I'll keep you posted.
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