So this is my first blog, but I am not going to introduce myself because I am assuming all of you know who I am if you are visiting, and even if you don't know me, you should just look at my profile or "about me" section or whatever.
Anyways, I want to share a little unfortunate news. I smell like pee today. I have no idea why or how, because I have not peed on myself *yet* today and I have no pets. I was at home, then I was at work then I went out on the town and I kept smelling pee. It took me little time to realize that I am the common variable here and it must be me. My friend Chris told me that it might be my nose mistaking another scent for that of pee. Which was nice, but come on. What else smells like pee besides pee? me, that's what. And I don't know why. Maybe one of my roommates has a vendetta.
I'll keep you posted.
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